Welcome to the Dancrypt, final resting place of Mad Dan's celebrity tie-up fakes, and possibly of Dan himself. If you are looking for nudity, violence or sexual activity, don't waste your time. There is none of that stuff here. As some people think tying ladies up is an adult matter, though, this site is not recommended to anyone under 18.

Pictures of ladies, mostly real but some in paintings or cartoons, are digitally manipulated here to make them look like bound damsels in melodramatic movies, spy shows, etc. No actual person under 18 years of age is depicted tied up. The mood is of affectionate parody, and no offence is intended.

If you are depicted here and not happy about it, just let me know and I'll remove the image immediately, with sincere apologies. Anyone who has a copy of any of my lost fakes (i.e. anything not already posted here), please send it to me so I can polish and post it. Ta.

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